I, Xanax Mom, solemly vow to:

1) Lose 20 lbs. Signed up on weightwatchers.com on 12/29/06 after becoming completely disgusted with the tire forming on my waistline and daughter asked if I was going to have a baby.

2) Write on my blog at least 1x per week I (I'm trying to set realistic goals)

3) Resolve issues with boss or find a new job (boss is lying bastard who cheated me out of 100k)

4) Exercise at least 3x a week (even if this means walking your child to sleep at 8pm).

5) Find time to volunteer with charity.

6) Be nice to my husband for at least two days.